His first name is Agent.

true words are true…

#am I stanning you now? #idk idk #also in my mind I know exactly who she’s talking about #…im a terrible person #kristen stewart

A short horror story:

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

via gayalpha · originally by lilykyrie
I’m home alone.

Time to start my concert

via imaslave4kristen · originally by swiftsanatomy

brucesbanner:

i don’t even know what my blog is anymore

via mirroredappearance · originally by luisacontinis

takeavacation:

are u trying to tell me it’s not 2010 anymore

  • what the box says: serves four
  • what it means: serves me
via gayalpha · originally by basedgosh
coulsonisms:

 #me #with all my otps

coulsonisms:

 #me #with all my otps

  • the fangirl life: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing.
via iheartkjs
  • fish: what is air
via zunis · originally by connuh
  • me: hello followers how are you
  • followers:
  • followers:
  • followers:
  • me: yeah me too

wenius:

whenever i drink a capri sun it lasts for like 0.06178 seconds

via gayalpha · originally by marksmilk
  • me before the avengers: i hope this doesn't spark another obsession
  • me after the avengers: shit
via zacharyq · originally by bartony
via imaslave4kristen · originally by zxcvbnmlove
  • Them: They're already dating other people
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: They're just friends
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: They hate each other
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: They're not gay
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: They're siblings
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: They're not even in the same fandom
  • Shippers: lol
  • Them: You don't even watch the show
  • Shippers: lol
via blazeddirection · originally by wibblywobblyrhythm

trying to explain fandom things to non-fandom people is like trying to explain trigonometry to a dog

via billyburked · originally by jeremyfuckyourenner